If you could learn one statistic about your life, what would it be?

Thanks to Chad L. from Baton Rouge, Louisiana for this week’s question:

If you could learn one statistic about your life, what would it be and why? Whether it be knowing exactly how many words you’ve spoken, how many miles you’ve walked, or something very specific like the number of red skittles you’ve eaten in your lifetime. 

Possible follow-up: How about if you could learn one statistic about the world as well?

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Tim’s Answer: Thanks, Chad. Thinking about this was a good use of two hours of my Sunday when I’m in a desperate battle against myself to make progress on the next post.

I think I’d go with the number of people I’ve had a one-on-one interaction with of some kind. But what would make it super interesting is if the statistic could come along with all the related data—i.e. the date each interaction happened, the place, the name and demographics of the person, etc.—so I could make a bunch of fascinating charts and graphs. Then after four hours I’d be bored of it and regret my decision.

For the follow-up about a statistic about the world in general, here’s what I’m thinking—there are all kinds of stats on the religious breakdown of the world population. But what want to know is how many of those people truly believe in an afterlife. Even people that are unsure, deep down, have a hunch one way or the other. I want to know how many people see death as a transition to a new thing versus something final. And if Chad let me push my luck, I’d really want to then measure the average level of happiness of the group who thinks death is final vs. the group who thinks there’s an afterlife and see if the levels are similar. Because if so, it would be pretty good proof that happiness is entirely an internal thing and not at all based on circumstances.

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  1. Logan  Avatar
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    How many bars of chocolate have I eaten? 9000? 2000?

  2. Safi Ahmed Avatar
    Safi Ahmed
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    Every word I have ever spoken listed in the decreasing order of frequency.
    (I may be able to do that in the near future for the typed words which is interesting!)

    1. Maya Avatar
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      Y’know, I was considering the exact same thing! Both written and typed words, so I could possibly look at and analyze differences between the two. (For instance, I probably type words related to online fandoms I’m in much more than I say them out loud.)

      An addendum — it would be cool if I could also isolate the data by time period, so I could see trends during certain points of my life. For instance, it would be cool to see the sudden spike in frequency of, say, the word “Gatsby” when my eleventh-grade English class has our unit on The Great Gatsby. Another example: after a hypothetical breakup with my ex, do I say his name more often (possibly when reminiscing about our experiences or complaining about him to my friends)? Or do I just cut him out of my vocabulary altogether? I think it would also be fun to see, let’s say, a random, sudden downswing in my use of a super common word like “the” or “of,” if only because I’d spend four hours staring at the data wondering why that happened.

      For the typed words, it would also be cool to see the frequency of the context in which I typed them — in a Google search, in a Tumblr tag, in a Word document, etc. (For instance, technical terms that I research for school — like “Afrofuturism” or “differential equation” — might show up a lot more in the Google search category.)

      Like Tim, I’d probably be super thrilled with all this data, spending hours playing around with it and making charts and graphs before becoming bored of it.

  3. Daren Blythe Avatar
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    how many people i’ve harmed vs. how many i’ve benefited. ideally there’d be some kind of distribution plot showing degree of harm/benefit vs. number of people. and/or something showing the nature of the harm/benefit (financial? emotional? etc.)